What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

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Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !