Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.