What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.