What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

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What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!