Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

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Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.