Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

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Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.