Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it