Throw it into a wood chipper.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
He starts coffin...
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
