How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.