You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
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Throw it into a wood chipper.
Well an erection of course.
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
He was in a Jam.
His mom was in a jam!
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
One has culture.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
She got hit by a Bus.
They both drop their needles !
Get off at the next stop!
whisper I don't have a Ferrari.
Don't worry, you'll fit right in.
A dead epileptic.
A drizzly bear, of course
She replied: "with scissors of course."
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
Throw your laundry in.