What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.