What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Barbara Walters and Oprah?

Oprahs Black

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.