What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.