What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Jelly Jokes More Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

How do you start a baby shower?

Throw it into a wood chipper.