Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Zucchini Jokes More Zucchini Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

Michigan Jokes More Michigan Jokes

Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.