Jelly Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

Google Maps Jokes More Google Maps Jokes

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Flint Jokes More Flint Jokes

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

Jelly Bean Jokes More Jelly Bean Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

Michigan Jokes More Michigan Jokes

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.