What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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Where does Eskimo-Senpai live?

In the tsundra.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What's the best part of a redneck brothel?

The family discount

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

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What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan?

Inter-mitten.