How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Answer: Airtel 4G girl.

Who's the fastest tailor in the world?

Sonic the Swift Taylor

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!