What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."