It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.
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One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
Vote for Bernie in a primary.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Bernie.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Bernie sanders
Bernie bridges !
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They couldn't afford it.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
It has a Bernie smell.
They looked both ways before they crossed.
To crunch numbers.
Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!
They have a polar pole poll.
I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
They all went down on a President.
Because they can dress foreless.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
They know how to work under the hood!
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
It was a Riposte.
