What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.