What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.