What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.