What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.