Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.