Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !