Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !