What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error