What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!