What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.