What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.