What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!