What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.