Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.