What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic