What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..