Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.