Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What's a nun's favorite fruit?

cantaloupe

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.