Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.