Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.