Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb