What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

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What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.