What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.