Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Heinz Jokes More Heinz Jokes

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper?

TWOOO PLANES!!

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.