Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Heinz Jokes More Heinz Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Uncle Ben Jokes More Uncle Ben Jokes

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

Organized Crime Jokes More Organized Crime Jokes

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair