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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Uncle Ben Jokes More Uncle Ben Jokes

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!