Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.