Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.