Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.