Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway