Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.