What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?

His car.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

Ham Jokes More Ham Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What did the existential pig say?

What ham I