How can you tell if a black guy is well...

Where I from?

Please tell me.

How can you tell if she is virgin or not?

Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel. Paddy asked, And what do I do with these, doc? The doctor replied, Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. If she says, Thats the strangest pair of balls I ever saw., you hit her with the shovel.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.