How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist