How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.