How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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When other people put two fingers in his honey.

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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They use a Chopin Liszt!