What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.