How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.