What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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It's a touchy subject.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.