What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.