What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !