What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.