Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

What do you do with unruly shapes?

You put them in prism