Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
He didn't want to be Obeast.
She wanted to see her nephewlope
He died.
Afroturf
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
A small medium at large
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
The Master Baiter.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
