Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.