Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.