Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
They don't have wives
Remove the ring and your house is gone.
Mumbai
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
you get a Hyperlink ...
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A little otter