What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart