What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

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What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !