What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"