Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.