What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.