How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

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How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.