How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.