How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.