One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
5,6,7,8
He Freudian slipped.
A Freudian slip.