One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
None. They can't climb the ladder.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
Fish
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
It was a Freudian slip
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.